At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
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