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(916): View more from California

Just got yelled at by a priest...again.

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(408): View more from California

the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW

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(805): View more from California

IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!

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A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?

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CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT

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(770): View more from Georgia

I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..

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(231): View more from Michigan

His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.

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(605): View more from South Dakota

I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.

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(540): View more from Virginia

'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"

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(631): View more from New York

Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed

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(865): View more from Tennessee

And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!

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