better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
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