I wish I could punch you in the face.
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
i'm too stoned to be pregnant. the kicking is morse code for wanting beef jerky.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
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