I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
Is her dick bigger than yours?
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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