God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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