No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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