hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
Randomize
