Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.
There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
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