i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
Randomize
