I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
Randomize
