I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
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