And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
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