it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
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