I swear to god I'm with a high end prostitute right now and shes the most interesting person I've ever met. She just took me in to share an evening.
And as an added bonus she seems to have gotten a blood stain out of my favorite t-shirt
I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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