You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
You've changed since you got that strap on
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
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