I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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