This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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