Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
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