She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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