Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
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