I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
She announced her abortion via fbk
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
I am never going on a blind date ever again. He drank way too much and kept telling me I had a nice boob. Like.. Singular. What's the other one? The ugly twin?
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
The uberlube is also flammable
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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