id be glad to
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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