Dual....:-)
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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