If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
It's never too late to be topless.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
I just realized my hands still smell like your cock. Which is awesome, but I wonder if the clerk at the store appreciated it.
I feel bad. I'm the reason hand sanitizer exists.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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