i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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