She's JV to your varsity
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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