To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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