This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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