since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
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