The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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