I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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