even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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