if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
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