What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
How was dinner with ur grandparents?
I was really blazed and scared they'd catch me, so when they asked about my day I was concentrating really hard on not saying smoking that instead I honestly said "Well, I had sex on your pool table, Nana."
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
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