He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
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