Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
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