That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
hell yes lets make some ravioli
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
I just gave her a sobriety test in the middle of the baking aisle.
And the results, officer?
She's fucked.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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