I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
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