Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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