don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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