with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
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