I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
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