I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
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