I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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