Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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