you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
Why did my mother make you get naked?
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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