He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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