I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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