I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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