I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
Randomize
