If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
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