That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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